I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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