The best revenge is premature balding
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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