just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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