If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So squirting runs in the family.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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