So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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