yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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