Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm at about main and main street
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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