My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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