Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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