no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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