The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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go home
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
