I swear she didn't look like that last week.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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