bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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