why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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