what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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