Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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