I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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