Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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