I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
