Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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