Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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