the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He felt like a one man threesome
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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