How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Someone shattered a urinal.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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