YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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