I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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