This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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