The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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