Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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