So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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