You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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