no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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