yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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