yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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