Are we in a gay sports bar?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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