try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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