i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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