Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
