let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i believe in u and ur pee
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