All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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