i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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