Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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