I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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