Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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