erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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