Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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