He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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