we have officially lost it.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Mom said you looked used
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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