piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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