He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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