He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize
