I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
this is an emotional support booty call
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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