windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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