Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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