Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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