All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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