dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
